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Channel your inner warrior as you open mail with these epic letter opener swords. Choose between the legendary Longclaw of House Mormont or the iconic House Stark sword. Turn your mundane days into thrilling adventures with every slice!

Ignite instantly for grills, campfires and more with the Bison Airlighter 520. This cordless lighter shoots a scorching 2600°F flame with a simple trigger pull, eliminating the need for lighter fluids. With a built-in blower, it accelerates the heating process, getting your fire roaring in no time.

Bring the galaxy to your Star Wars-themed party with the Lightsaber Ice Pop Maker. These lightsaber-shaped popsicles are a must-have frozen treat. Unleash the force of deliciousness as you enjoy epic battles in your Darth Vader and Princess Leia costumes.

The Uzi Tactical Pen is the ultimate self-defense tool to keep you prepared for any situation. With its waterproof ink, real ballpoint pen, it's a reliable writing instrument.It also includes a glass breaker, handcuff key, and a unique self-defense tool that collects an attacker's DNA sample.

Prepare for endless laughter with the sansheng Useless Box! This fully assembled mini edition is the ultimate party gift and conversation starter. With a simple flick of the switch, watch in amusement as a tiny metallic finger appears to turn itself off. Embrace the joy of uselessness and add a playful touch to your day.

This tactical apron is perfect for holding everything a Grill Master needs. The pouches are well designed and the Molle system allows you to move pouches and add more using this flexible mounting platform. It fits well and is fully adjustable with 100% cotton made.